THE GIANT SQUID TENTACLE OF TOOLS…

Easy ReachAt first glance, the EZ Reach & Grab Pickup and Reaching Tool (item#: 69447) looks like something a grumpy, wrinkled man on a rickety porch would have on hand so he wouldn’t actually have to move more than 3 inches to grab anything in close proximity.  Think about when you were growing up and Old Man Turner on the corner yelling “Hey you kids, get out of my yard!” as he uses the EZ Reach tool to grab a pine cone on his porch to throw at you, only he’s too weak to throw it so he just drops it back onto his porch and curses under his breath, “Dagnabbit!” On second glance, you don’t have to be a grumpy old man to use arguably the greatest invention since the personal computer. I said “arguably”…

This long reach tool extends your reach nearly 3 ft. Not only can you pick up pine cones on your porch without having to bend down, but you can grab things high up on shelves, or that have fallen behind the couch, or are under the bed… WAY under the bed. The tool has super suction cup grippers—it’s like a giant squid tentacle grabbing onto something but without the fishy smell. Also, the trigger lock keeps the jaws locked on the item, also like a giant squid tentacle. The EZ Reach tool is basically the giant squid tentacle of tools—but in a good way. You know how those giant squid are, once they grab onto something, they usually keep a tight grip on it. Of course, at some point they’ll just let go for no apparent reason because cognitive thought is not really an option for cephalopods. But once you, a human, grabs onto something with the EZ Reach tool, you can use your evolved and superior intellect to hold onto stuff as long as you want, sort of. Eventually, you’ll have to eat and sleep, but I think you know where I’m going with this.

Visit one of 500 Harbor Freight Tool stores to get the EZ Reach & Grab Pickup and Reaching Tool and start harnessing the power of a giant squid tentacle today! It’s cephalorrific!

EZ Reach & Grab Pickup and Reaching Tool
item#: 69447

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