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Forget painful laser treatments, agonizing acid peels, liquid nitrogen burns or electro-shocks. Now you can rid yourself of unsightly moles harnessing the power of the sun! You’ll make more friends, date again and become an international model. Thank you, Solar Mole Chaser from Harbor Freight Tools! Wait a minute, sorry. Wrong Solar Mole Chaser.
Let’s start again… Solar Mole Chaser – the greatest advancement in pest control since dynamite! Forget sadistic incineration, punishing poison, drowning or Machiavellian usurping. Now you can rid your garden or lawn of moles, gophers and other ground-dwelling rodents harnessing the power of the sun! The rodent repeller emits a sonic tone every 30 seconds that is abhorrent to rodents. Scientists working at an independent lab in Noank, Connecticut have discovered that the sound is equivalent to the human sound of Britney Spears’ latest Las Vegas show. Most rodents flee out of sheer terror. Others succumb to spontaneous combustion.
A single Solar Mole Chaser covers 6,000 square feet. No electricity is needed! Thanks to its solar battery, the device remains charged so it continues working day and night. And just think, with a rodent-free garden you’ll make more friends, date again and become an international model.
Thank you, Solar Mole Chaser from Harbor Freight Tools!