As a kid, I couldn’t wait to get my hands on a Swiss Army knife. And not just any model, the one with all the tools, including the fishscaler with hook disgorger, magnifying glass and gas-powered chainsaw (no longer available on newer models). While I never ended up using the leather awl, that knife was responsible for endless adventures. Soap carving, cutting branches, hunting grizzlies, you name it and my trusty knife got me through it.
Truth be told, we never really outgrow our fascination for tools, gadgets and doohickeys. The only thing that changes with age is that we have to sit down more. Hence, the Swiss Army Knife of chairs, a.k.a. Foldable Aluminum Sports Chair from Harbor Freight Tools. The original prototype had a durable aluminum frame with extra wide seat, foldable side table, three side pocket, bottle holder AND a post hole digger, retractable canopy, storage locker with digital lock, shark cage, 212 cc gas-powered generator, backhoe, microwave oven, tanning booth, surgical forceps and private island. It was a real beauty! But the suggested retail price was $38,000,006. Even with a 20% discount, it would still come to $30,400,004.80 (without tax), not to mention the added shipping cost if you ordered online.
The paring-down process began. We kept the durable aluminum frame, folding side table, three side pockets and bottle holder. That brought the price down from $38,000,006 to under $30 dollars. By keeping a place to hold beverages, a surface for snacks and sunglasses, and pockets for magazines and newspapers, customers didn’t even care about losing the tanning booth or private island. Convenient, lightweight and a price tag under $38,000,006—what’s not to like? Get the Foldable Aluminum Sports Chair from Harbor Freight Tool today and let the games, or picnic, or nap… begin!
Foldable Aluminum Sports Chair