A favorite among farmers, contractors and the Mafia—check out the 3-1/2 Cubic Ft. Cement Mixer from Harbor Freight Tools! This Cement Mixer handles stucco, mortar or concrete at 36 RPM. Plus, the two large wheels make it easily portable! Constructed of solid steel, this mixer is great for both construction and farm applications such as seed inoculation or mixing feed. Whether working on the farm, construction site or in the yard, this versatile cement mixer handles just about any mixing job! So, why is it such a big hit with the Mafia? It’s not what you’re thinking, cement shoes and all that. According to an FBI informant, the Mafia is getting into organic farming. Yup, high cholesterol and degenerative medical conditions are taking their toll on organized crime. Several kingpins such as Vinnie “The Vegan” Garbanzo, Anthony “Vitamin A” Arugula and “Broccoli” Benny Baduchi have found that a low-fat diet consisting of organic fruits and vegetables, cutting out carbs like pasta and bread, no dairy and, of course, 30 to 40 minutes of Vinyasa yoga a day greatly reduces LDL, triglyceride levels and the urge to seek revenge on rivals. This excerpt was taken from an undercover recording where two Mafia members discuss the upcoming crop:
Mafiosa 1: Wadda mean youz ain’t gonna use no inoculant on them legumes?
Mafiosa 2: Let’s just plant them seeds and seez what happens!
Mafiosa 1: Seez what happens? Are ya stupid or somethin’? If we don’t inoculate with the proper rhizobacteria, we’ll never be able to fix the nitrogen to fuel the plant growth and nourish the soil for subsequent crops!
Mafiosa 2: Geez, I never thought about that!
Mafiosa 1: Enough lip flappin’! Youz go get us that seed inoculant!
Mafiosa 2: How come I gotta get it?
Mafiosa 1: ‘Cause I already picked up the 3-1/2 Cubic Ft. Cement Mixer from Harbor Freight Tools!
Mafiosa 2: Was it expensive?
Mafiosa 1: Are kiddin’? With their quality tools at ridiculously low prices, they made me an offer I couldn’t refuse…
3-1/2 Cubic Ft. Cement Mixer