YOUR PERMANENTLY ATTACHED GARAGE NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

Portable Garage

Tired of garages permanently attached to your house or other dwelling? Fatigued by having to park your car, truck or motorcycle in the same place day after day? Worried that if you don’t park your vehicle in a fixed and firm garage, it will be subject to harsh weather, grueling sunlight and paint-ruining bat guano? Now, thanks to the seller of the Portable Fish Finder, Portable Scaffolding and Portable Wet Cutting Tile Saw comes a revolutionary product that makes protecting your vehicle portarrific! Check out the 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage (#69039) by Harbor Freight Tools!

This portable garage protects your vehicle in all kinds of weather with a drum-tight cover and door panel. The best-in-class cover attachment keeps the portable garage cover secure during heavy rains or wind. Featuring a stabilized 1.27″ dia. all-steel frame with a weather resistant enamel finish, 15″ auger anchors for dirt or asphalt and heavy duty webbed straps with ratchet-action tensioning to keep the cover tight and secure, this portable garage provides unparalleled protection to your vehicle. The cover material itself is made from a mysterious polymer found in outer space during a secret military mission to Venus. It’s weather-resistant, UV treated and when wrapped around your head, can protect you from the ill effects of gamma radiation and Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Ready to get your 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage today? Wait, there’s more! Buy one 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage in the next ten minutes and we’ll sell you another 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage for the exact same price as the first one! That’s two 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garages for one combined ridiculously low price! But hold onto your socks because if you buy two 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garages in the next 2 minutes and fifteen seconds, we’ll throw in the Portable Tire Changer for 20% off! (Disclaimer: 20% coupon must be provided at time of purchase and can only be used for the Portable Tire Changer; the earlier claim that the 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage cover material can protect one against the ill effects of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was solely used for advertising hype and is actually false – there is nothing on the planet nor anywhere in the known universe that can protect you from the Kardashians.)

Sounds too true to be good… I mean too good to be true? Visit one of our 500 stores nationwide and discover that portable is more than affordable at Harbor Freight!

10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage
item#69039

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