All right, by a show of hands, who’s ever wished they were a lumberjack? Come on, I know you have. Red shirt, suspenders, big ol’ waffle-stomper boots, Nell at your side… leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers, frolicking with steer. Dare to dream, right? Well, as today is Lumberjack Day, we can ALL realize the dream and be lumberjacks– thanks to the tremendous log-splitting savings at Harbor Freight Tools! Here are just a few examples of their wide selection of wood-decimating devices:
Now that summer is roasting to a close, fall is almost here and winter’s in the not-too-distant future, death is closing in all around us– dead leaves, dead branches, and all other sorts of recently-deceased debris– a virtual land of zombie foliage– will soon be besieging our yards! Make disposing their remains easy on yourself with a powerful chipper/shredder or leaf eater/shredder from Harbor Freight. Such as…
Quickly reduce piles of leaves and small branches into useful mulch. Mulch is a standard form of winter protection for many shallow-rooted plant, acting as insulation for the soil and plant roots. This powerful 14 amp electric chipper-shredder can handle limbs up to 1-1/2″ in diameter and its rugged polypropylene hopper won’t rust or dent. Also, it maneuvers easily through the yard on smooth-rolling 6″ wheels. All for the low price of $149.99!
“Have been using this for the last 6 months to mulch tree branches off my yard. Have fed it branches up to 1-inch diameter thus far, and the chipper handles them easily. Easy to carry, easy to setup. The “paddle” that is included comes quite handy to feed small branches into the chipper.” SM – Clinton Township, MI
This gas-powered dynamo is an invaluable tool for landscapers or anyone cleaning up their yard. The chipper-shredder handles limbs up to 1-1/4″ thick and features a four-chipper-blade design to quickly turn limbs, twigs and small branches into mulch. Perfect for flower beds and vegetable gardens. Easy on gas, tough on branches, this little chipper eats brush like it’s nothing! A great deal at $379.99– and customers are ecstatic over its performance:
“I bought this based on reviews. I have several very large shrubs that need regular pruning. Most branches are 1″ or less. This chipper ate them up. No more dragging them curbside. I had a pile of branches about 4-feet tall by 8-feet long. I turned this pile into about one cubic foot of fine mulch. Couldn’t be happier. Now I’m looking for other stuff to prune just so I can use this thing. The engine is very quiet and started on the 2nd pull. I’m very happy with this one!” Weary Gardener – Charlotte, NC
“This is a sweet chipper– use the hell out of it, put the hurt to it. I haven’t had any problem with it! Don’t complain you payed three bills for it, it’s better than buying one for grand or more for the same job :)!!!!!!!! Harbor Freight, you got my vote, keep up the good work. For the people that have small yards, this is the best thing to buy. It’s quiet, small and will shred anything you can get down in the hopper. I just love it. Hopeful this is some help to others. I’ve had mine for three years, I use mine a lot in the summertime.” Big E – Lakewood, CO
When lumberjacks sleep, they dream about this baby! Manually jacking this hydraulic splitter generates up to 10 tons of ramming force, enough to split logs as long as 18″ and as thick as 6-1/2″ in diameter (depending on wood density). Powerful and easy to operate, this compact splitter takes up very little floor space and can easily fit– and be operated– in a garage. Works great on oak, yellow gum, hickory, maple– even green wood! Give your arms and shoulders a break and let the 10-ton hydraulic log splitter do the work for you. At only $99.99, it’s a Brainerd no-brainer!
”We just took down eight trees and had almost three cords of green wood to split. I read the reviews and thought my shoulder could use a break. This works perfectly. Even my wife loved using it. Logs can be no longer than 18 inches to fit….but they can be much larger than 6 inches across – most of ours were 16-18 inches. I couldn’t split most of the green wood by hand…but this little splitter split all logs easily. It’s heavy to move at about 90 pounds but has little wheels. Buy it and give your splitting maul and back a break. Worked great for us.” Paul – Vermont
When it comes to raw power, this 2 HP electric log splitter delivers up to 7 macho tons of ramming force to split logs as thick as 10 inches in diameter and as long as 20 inches! Features include two pneumatic tires built for easy maneuvering on rough terrain, and it’s as portable as a hand cart with an easy-grip handle. Splits heavy logs quickly and safely! A worthy investment at $399.99!
“Good product, split everything I had. Fast, quiet and no gas fumes… can use in garage. None even close for price!” baldhead – Oregon
“Cannot beat for the money. Well built and very portable. Electric, so easy to start & low maintenance. Great for those of us who have health issues and can no longer split. Very powerful for its size. As a former farm boy and shade tree mechanic I like how sturdy it is built. Should last a long time for household splitting. Well done, Harbor Freight. One of your best!” Dr. Zinc – Washington, DC
While the Chicago Electric 14″ Electric Chainsaw may not be practical for decimating forests, this sturdy, lightweight tool performs masterfully for easy pruning, yet is tough enough to take on thick limbs and branches! It’s got a quiet-running, powerful motor with an anti-kickback feature and a safety lock-out switch, so it’s mild-mannered enough for the wife and kids to use it. The wrap-around hand guard and bar guard provide additional safety, and the automatic oiler keeps the chain fully lubricated and always ready for action. Cut down trees and then cut them up for firewood– even oak. Trim trees and cut limbs, clear areas of thick brush. The ease is great and the power is more than sufficient– you’ll love your Chicago Electric 14″ Oregon bar electric chainsaw! Now only $54.99!
As one customer noted:
“This electric saw is better than a gas-powered saw period! No real loud noise, no gas fumes, smoke, and no leaking oil all over the area you store it. I have 5 of 6 acres left. I have many Mesquite trees. And as many people know, they are tough to cut. Not with this saw. I cut through them like butter! The key to using any saw is let it do the cutting. Meaning you do not need to push down on the saw real hard and make it harder on yourself. Also, do not pull back and forth while you are cutting. Just apply slight pressure to hold the saw down on the tree and just let it do the cutting. Yes, it is electric and you need a long electric cord, but Harbor Freight has the 100 ft. cords at a good price. This saw out-performed my gas saws easily! I cut well over 100 pieces of small to large round trees and the chain is still tight and it still is sharp. I have not once had to tighten the chain up on this saw. Also, this saw does not leak chain oil all over the place. You just add the chain oil and it self-lubes the chain. Most saws, when you set them down on something after use, the chain oil goes everywhere. Not this one! If there was a 10-star rating, this saw would get it. Excellent saw for the low cost!” Loopster – Grays Prairie, TX
So, stand tall, my friend. Today is your day! Head on over to Harbor Freight, get some quality wood-cutting tools for incredibly low prices, and be who you are– a lumberjack! And you’re OK.
(Nells and Mounties not included)