Halloween Craft Ideas

The time is nigh to plunge into the dark arts of Halloween decorating. Instead of getting soaked at the local party store, though, why not dig up some low-cost tools at Harbor Freight and create your own props and beasties? Here are a few ideas we’ve summoned for your morbid curiosity.

halloween packing tape ghost

This spine-chilling ghost (which will be hanging in the trees on Halloween night) is made of packing tape and cheesecloth, and shall be haunting all doomed passersby with an eerie glow, courtesy of the Mini 2-Piece 9 LED 3-1/2″ Flashlight Set (#69065), just $2.99 at Harbor Freight.

 

Drill Master 80-piece Rotary Tool KitDrill Master 80-pc. Rotary Tool Kit #69451 – $9.99

In the spirit of thinking outside the coffin…er, box… consider using the Drill Master 80 Piece Rotary Tool Kit to carve yourself an epic jack-o-lantern! Imagine the devious works of art you could create out of squash-genus vegetables. Not just for pumpkins, though, this awesome tool is great for cutting, grinding, polishing, sharpening, engraving and drilling for all kinds of Halloween crafts and hobbies. Works on metal, wood, rock, plastic, wax… and your dog’s toenails– seriously!

pumpkin

Masterpiece, compliments of the Drill Master Rotary Tool Kit!

 

4 pc wood chisel setPittsburgh 4 Piece Wood Chisel Set #42429 – $5.99

On the other hand, if you’re more old skull… dang it!– SCHOOL… this 4-piece wood chisel set is an eeeeex-cellent alternative! If you love cutting into fresh pumpkin, inhaling the rich tangy scent and getting your hands sticky-gooey whilst scooping out the guts, this would be your poison. The wood carving set slices into the pumpkin like butter as you easily control the cutting. This heat-treated, high carbon steel set has straight bevels and PVC handles for a comfortable grip, and comes in 1″, 3/4″, 1/2″ and 1/4″ sizes.

pumpkin carving

 

hot knifeChicago Electric 130-Watt Heavy Duty Hot Knife #60313 – $16.99

Plunge, slice and dismember styrofoam and more to make spooky props with this crafter’s favorite– the 130 Watt Hot Knife! Harbor Freight’s heavy-duty hot knife will make quick business out of cleanly cutting foam and plastic materials. It’s got a depth-adjusting sled for more control and a safety auto-off feature. Perfect for creating tombstones and carving faux pumpkins!

pumpkin king

Carve the Pumpkin King with your hot knife!

 

hobby woodburner

30 Watt 5-in-1 Hobby Woodburner

This woodburner is the ideal tool for the Halloween craftsman who’s soldering, working with Styrofoam, cutting stencils or burning designs into wood or leather. It comes with multiple tips for soldering and all sorts of hot cutting, all in a convenient carrying case. This quality soldering tool can contribute to almost every hobby and craft!

tombstone

Click Here for a DIY Tombstone Project!

 

propane torch

The Harbor Freight Propane Torch #91033 – $19.99

While this would have been an excellent tool for burning witches back in the day, we’ve got a whole different (and perhaps a slightly more PC) idea for Halloween: “aging” wood props! If you’re planning on having a casket or two lying around the yard, a rotting cemetery fence or some other “old” wood display, this propane torch is great for getting the right look. Here’s a customer video on how it works:

 

mini led lightHarbor Freight Tools 3-1/2″ 9 LED Mini Flashlight #69111 – $1.99

Since you’ll already be haunting your local Harbor Freight, don’t leave without grabbing a few extra omini LED lights. These suckers are perfect for the little monsters to carry while trick-or-treating, and for using to showcase tombstones, limbs, nooses and ghosties back at the castle! The mini light features a knurled barrel for quality grip and an easy push-button on/off switch to illuminate the dark passages. A convenient tool for any tomb or keep one in the hearse’s glove box.

Make Harbor Freight one of your favorite haunts this Halloween! If you don’t carve your pumpkin with a low-priced Harbor Freight tool, you’re out of your gourd!

YOU-KNOW-WHAT HAPPENS

50 Ft. Compact Electric Drain CleanerWe all know the adage “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Well, sometimes life gives you something that you can’t turn into a proverbial refreshing beverage. There’s another adage for those things, “You-know-what happens,” and when we’re talking about the literal “you-know-what”, then you really just need to break it up and flush it out—and the sooner the better! Which brings us to the you-know-what breaker upper and flusher outer extraordinaire, the 50 Ft. Compact Electric Drain Cleaner (item #: 68285) from Harbor Freight Tools.

This powerful tool quickly clears clogs up to 50 ft. from the cleanout with its motorized electric drain snake. If you’ve ever used a manual one of these, then you know how much work it can be! Not so with this baby. The power-feed electric drain cleaner has automatic feed control for easy navigation of multiple bends. Plus, the ½” x 50 ft. wire core cable resists breakage, tangling and kinking.

Other features included a sealed air-activated foot switch, ground fault circuit interrupter for safe operation, quick-change enclosed drum and a durable steel frame. The 50 Ft. Compact Electric Drain Cleaner can handle pipes from 1 in. ID to 4 in. ID. Wow, up to 4 in. ID pipe? That’s a lot of you-know-what blocking up that bad boy!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life give you a clogged pipe filled with you-know-what among other things, then visit one of Harbor Freight’s 500 stores nationwide and pick up the 50 Ft. Compact Electric Drain Cleaner!

50 Ft. Compact Electric Drain Cleaner
item#: 68285

“JUST A TARP” YOU SAY? HAH!

7 ft. 4 in. x 9 ft. 6 in. Blue All Purpose Weather Resistant TarpIn Ancient Egypt, tarps interwoven with gold threads and crusted with rubies were used to cover the furniture of Pharaohs during winter. In Greek mythology, a tarp was used to prevent Hades from leaving the underworld (long story, but there was a drain pipe leading out of the underworld and Zeus laid a tarp over the opening and weighed it down with Canada). Julius Caesar, after defeating Pharnaces II of Pontus and seeing that the ground was muddy for his troops to camp, declared: Vini. Vidi. Tarpi. – I came. I saw. I laid down tarps.

“Just a tarp” you say? Hah! The list of things you can do with a tarp is endless! And Harbor Freight Tools carries a humungous selection of tarps, like the 7 ft. 4 in. x 9 ft. 6 in. Blue All Purpose/Weather Resistant Tarp (item #: 69121). Made of industrial grade polyethylene, this all purpose weather resistant tarp provides extra tough washable protection for camping, covering and other applications. The tight weave and lamination, double-strong rope reinforced hems and rust resistant grommets will stand up to all kinds of weather and even freezing temperatures.

Since we don’t have time to create an endless list, we thought we’d put out a quick list of 50 things you can do with a tarp. The list was provided by a crack ensemble (or cracked ensemble depending on your point of view) of quality assurance personnel, investigative journalists, Eagle Scout Jinky Parsons, and Deron and Marna Kazmaier who published their own list on their site Far Out Living.

  1. Protect outdoor furniture from the elements
  2. Place under your tent during camping to keep your sleeping area dry
  3. Use as a windblocker
  4. Use as a survival shelter
  5. Protect your vehicle (when not in use)
  6. Tie it over materials when hauling loads (e.g. gravel)
  7. Lay down to protect floors when painting
  8. Lay down on the ground to practice prone position shooting
  9. Place on the ground and walk equine or llamas, or goats or dogs or other animals you are training across it for desensitizing (ed. Note: have no idea what this means…)
  10. Create a shade area
  11. Wrap plants on a cold night
  12. Put down on the floor before a kids craft project
  13. Use as a temporary shower curtain
  14. Cover the dog house for waterproofing and insulation
  15. Cover and tuck over your back seat for your dog to travel on
  16. Use for temporary covering over windows/as curtains
  17. Set a tarp down on carpets before bringing in boxes off the moving truck to keep the area neat
  18. Line the trunk of your car with a tarp before loading it with items that might make a mess
  19. Use to cover couches and other furniture to protect from pets
  20. Freak out nosy neighbors—wrap up old rugs you’re are getting rid of in a tarp, but wait til dark to drag them out—talk in a loud whisper as you drag the tarp
  21. The next time your teenage daughter complains she has nothing to wear, hand her a tarp
  22. During your next garage sale, display the items for sale on a tarp
  23. Paint the tarp for a bean bag toss game in the yard—mark off point areas and mark the amount of points for that area
  24. Use poles or a wooden frame with tarps to make an animal shelter
  25. Cover your screened-in porch with tarps during cold weather—it will not only make your porch useful all year but will also help insulate your home
  26. Rake leaves into a tarp, fold up the edges and drag the leaves away from your yard
  27. In a pinch, cover a leaking roof on your home or motor home with a large tarp
  28. Cut a hole in the middle and wear a tarp as a rain poncho
  29. Using a camo colored tarp, make your boat into a duck blind—a little duct tape may be useful for this project
  30. Hide a messy house from your mother-in-law by throwing a tarp over the kitchen sink—tell her the fixtures are broken and you don’t want water to spray all over the house
  31. Roll up a tarp and put a shirt over it to use as a pillow
  32. Have a contest with your friends—make some sort of clothing items out of a tarp
  33. Use a tarp rather than a blanket for your next picnic
  34. Set a tarp down under your sunbathing towel to keep the bugs off and to give yourself more area to stretch out
  35. Cover a dirty picnic table with a tarp as a tablecloth
  36. Cover an old dirty tire with a tarp and have a seat
  37. Use for the fabric part of a stretcher on two poles if someone becomes injured
  38. Use folded up on your work bench to hide new tools from your spouse
  39. When cleaning game indoors, put a tarp down on the floor beneath to catch the mess
  40. Place over your windshield to keep the sun out while the vehicle is parked
  41. Cover firewood, especially when camping, to keep it dry and ready to use
  42. Use loud color tarps for “ground to air” emergency flagging
  43. Next Halloween – Tarp Man!
  44. Put a tarp under your holiday tree to catch fallen pine needles
  45. Celebrate your 25-year wedding anniversary with a silver tarp
  46. Put a tarp under your child’s bed and tell them “that’s where the monster sleeps”
  47. Use a tarp to lay underneath newspaper when paper training your puppy
  48. Paint “PARTY HERE” in very large letters on a tarp and put over your garage door the next time you have a party
  49. Wrap up in a camo colored tarp when hunting water fowl for extra hide and to stay warm and dry
  50. Tarp – the Musical!

Tell us what you use your tarp(s) for! And don’t forget to visit one of Harbor Freight’s 500 stores for a tarperrific selection of tarps!

Tarps

THE COBBLER WHO WAS ALMOST KING

Stainless Steel Shoehorn

Before the Empire of Rome, before the Empire of Egypt, before the Empire of Atlantis, there existed the Empire of Spoon Bay. An odd title for an empire granted but such was the name of this historically undocumented peoples. For you geography buffs, Spoon Bay was located due south of the North Pole and due north of the South Pole. Not so coincidentally, the heart of the civilization of Spoon Bayans was located on a bay in the shape of a giant spoon. They rose to supreme power after defeating the Oyster Fork Bayans, but that’s another story for another time.

In Spoon Bay, lived King Albrechtanovich. “King Al” they called him. King Al was a fair and generous monarch. He was wise, thoughtful and never tied criminals to ant hills on holidays. What a guy… King Al ruled for decades and had many wives but was never able to seed his kingdom with an heir. It was all because of a curse cast upon him by Witch Britney of Oyster Fork Bay. She was later tied to an ant hill, but not on a holiday. With the witch “indisposed”, it proved rather difficult to remove the curse. King Al was willing to adopt but their civilization was not yet advanced enough to file all the paperwork needed to open an adoption agency. King Al grew old and the fate of the Empire of Spoon Bay became tenuous.

While walking through downtown Spoon Bay one morning, he noticed a cobbler crafting the most beautiful footwear. “What is thy name?” King Al asked.

“I ameth Steve the Cobbler,” said Steve the Cobbler.

“Welleth, Steve the Cobbler, you haveth a gift that is beyondeth any craftsman I have seeneth in Spoon Bay. Craft me a pair of youreth finest shoes and I will rewardeth thee handsomely.”

“Okey dokeyeth,” said Steve.

Steve the Cobbler worked for three months crafting the most extraordinary pair of shoes for the king. The leather was taken from a cow who was only fed a diet of Ben & Jerry’s Super Fudge Chunk ice cream which made the hide creamy and soft. The laces were made from gossamer threads interlaced with rubies and sapphires. The iridescent soles were made from compressed dragonfly wings to make them light and supple yet hard-wearing.

When the king came to retrieve the shoes, Steve offered him some saltwater taffy while he gave the shoes one last coating of Scotchgard™. Steve came out some time later with the shoes. The king was in awe, never having seen anything as beautiful as those shoes. He was moved to tears. “Steve,” said the king, “if you can crafteth such a wonderful paireth of shoes, you could applyeth your art to ruling the Empire of Spoon Bay. Slipeth those shoes on my feeteths and I will maketh you king!”

Steve knelt down and started to put the shoes on the king. Unfortunately, all the salt in the saltwater taffy made the king’s feet swell up like two hippos at a Serengeti grass buffet. Steve struggled furiously but couldn’t get the shoes around the king’s heels. Too bad Steve didn’t have the Stainless Steel Shoehorn from Harbor Freight Tools! The shoehorn is curved at one end to form an easy finger hold and the stainless steel construction delivers durability and long life. The shoehorn is almost a foot long, which provides added leverage. The Stainless Steel Shoehorn is available at any one of Harbor Freight’s 500 stores nationwide.

Unfortunately for Steve, the nearest Harbor Freight was several thousands of years in his future. Steve was never made king and was last seen tied to the top of Spoon Bay’s largest ant hill. But not on a holiday.

Stainless Steel Shoehorn
item #: 98082

JUTE TWINE – SO INCREDIBLE IT EVEN INSPIRED THE BEATLES

Jute TwineWe often take the obvious for granted—cell phones, spouses, See’s Candy… But every now and then, when we really take pause and imbibe the world around us, our eyes open to the true beauty inherent in all things. We look upon a small child playing “Stairway to Heaven” on maracas and weep at the splendor. We see a dog at the park running after a thrown tennis ball and thank the universe for tennis so the dog has something to fetch.  We look at clouds and revel in the glory that they’re not concealing giant vampire bats. Ah, there’s so much to be grateful for, not the least of which is Jute Twine (item#: 66602) from Harbor Freight Tools, an obvious staple of DIYers and contractors alike.

This 200-ft. roll of biodegradable Jute Twine is ideal for hobby work, crafts, household use and garden applications because it won’t harm plants—probably because jute started off as a plant and it takes care of its own. Keep a couple rolls on hand for binding, cordoning off and other jutesque tasks. This stuff is so amazing, it’s inspired famous recording artists and respective songs like Foreigner’s “Jute Box Hero”, Tag Team’s “Jute There It Is”, Bruno Mars’ “Jute The Way You Are” and the Beatle’s legendary hit “Hey Jute” (lyrics below). And the price you’ll pay for 200 Ft. of June Twine at Harbor Freight? Now that’ll be music to your ears…

 

The Beatles – “Hey Jute” lyrics

Hey Jute, don’t bind too tight
Take a sad plant and make it stronger
Remember to wrap firmly around the stake
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jute, you’re greenish gray
Your  fiber’s thick like a woolen sweater
The minute your unraveling kicks in
Then you begin to make projects better

And anytime you feel the strain, hey Jute, refrain
Double up to make your strands work stronger
For well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool
By chintzing on twine so the roll lasts longer

Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

Hey Jute, tie yourself off
You have bound it, now let it prosper
Remember to leave room for growing stems
You’re binding’s crème de la crème to make it better

So unravel out, wind in, hey Jute, begin
You’re don’t need twist ties to prosper
And don’t you know that it’s just you, hey Jute, you’ll do
The movement comes ‘cause you’re a natural fiber
Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah yeah

Hey Jute, don’t bind too tight
Take a sad plant and make it stronger
Remember to wrap firmly around the stake
Then you can start to make it
Better better better better better better, oh

Hah Hah Hah Harbor Freight, Harbor Freight, hey Jute…

 

200 Ft. Jute Twine
item#: 66602

SIBLING RIVALRY AND THE SAWHORSE

folding sawhorseIt’s a story as old as the Bible itself, a story about two brothers, Titus and Dudley Cabazon. Paternal twins, Titus was born three minutes ahead of Dudley. As a result, he was given the cool name, inspired by the Roman emperor Titus Flavius Caesar Vespasianus Augustus. Dudley on the other hand was named after Dudley Do-Right, one of his father’s favorite cartoon characters. He was almost named “Scooby” had his father not experienced a sudden bout of compassion.

As fate bestowed the first born, Titus was great at everything. He excelled in academics, sports and anything else he tried. Even when it came to women… Titus went to their senior prom with his girlfriend, a Norwegian exchange student, Enne Borksoloffsön, who worked as a Victoria’s Secret model during summers. Dudley went to the prom with his cousin Wendy (a.k.a. Wrecking-Ball Wendy because she looked like one). In contrast, Dudley only excelled at one thing: being jealous of Titus.

Before Titus was slated to go to Harvard and Dudley started his career as a cattle prod tester, their father who was a carpenter suffered a slipped disc. Fortunately, he was able to get surgery but his doctor warned him that if he bent down too much while working, he may do irreparable damage to his spine and never work again.

Mr. Cabazon was torn. Early retirement wasn’t an option with Titus going to Harvard but he knew that on any job site, he’d have to bend over to work on carpentry projects. If only there was something that elevated the materials so he wouldn’t have to bend over too much. Dudley resolved himself to finding a solution. Even though Dudley had nothing to gain by his twit brother going to Harvard, he saw the situation as an opportunity to get into his father’s good graces. And if he succeeded, his perfect brother would be indebted to him!

Dudley worked tirelessly for days on end to invent a device that would elevate work pieces. No food or sleep, just occasional sips of pomegranate juice to sustain him. He emerged from his cocoon with a prototype. The device looked like two capital A’s positioned parallel to one another and held together at their apexes by a perpendicular crossbar. Two of those devices side by side could support an ample-sized work piece. “What do you call it?” his father asked.

Dudley beamed, “I call it the sawpony!” The engineering was sound but just one problem, the sawpony was only six inches high. His father liked the concept but elevating materials only six inches off the ground still meant he’d have to bend over a lot. As timing would have it, Titus arrived home after taking Enne lingerie shopping and walked in on his father and brother conversing about the sawpony.

“Hey, what if you put longer legs on it so it would have a height of about 30 inches,” chimed in Titus. “You wouldn’t have to bend over then. What do you think, Dad? Oh, and because it’ll be taller, you should call it the sawhorse!”

Made of Sturdy weather-resistant injection molded PVC, the 350 Lb. Capacity Folding Sawhorse from Harbor Freight Tools weighs in at under 4 lbs. Plus, it conveniently folds away for easy storage. The 350 Lb. Capacity Folding Sawhorse from Harbor Freight Tools makes it easy to elevate heavy work pieces without all the bending over. Get a set for yourself—and maybe a set for your brother. You owe him…

350 lb. Capacity Folding Sawhorse
item# 69446

THE GIANT SQUID TENTACLE OF TOOLS…

Easy ReachAt first glance, the EZ Reach & Grab Pickup and Reaching Tool (item#: 69447) looks like something a grumpy, wrinkled man on a rickety porch would have on hand so he wouldn’t actually have to move more than 3 inches to grab anything in close proximity.  Think about when you were growing up and Old Man Turner on the corner yelling “Hey you kids, get out of my yard!” as he uses the EZ Reach tool to grab a pine cone on his porch to throw at you, only he’s too weak to throw it so he just drops it back onto his porch and curses under his breath, “Dagnabbit!” On second glance, you don’t have to be a grumpy old man to use arguably the greatest invention since the personal computer. I said “arguably”…

This long reach tool extends your reach nearly 3 ft. Not only can you pick up pine cones on your porch without having to bend down, but you can grab things high up on shelves, or that have fallen behind the couch, or are under the bed… WAY under the bed. The tool has super suction cup grippers—it’s like a giant squid tentacle grabbing onto something but without the fishy smell. Also, the trigger lock keeps the jaws locked on the item, also like a giant squid tentacle. The EZ Reach tool is basically the giant squid tentacle of tools—but in a good way. You know how those giant squid are, once they grab onto something, they usually keep a tight grip on it. Of course, at some point they’ll just let go for no apparent reason because cognitive thought is not really an option for cephalopods. But once you, a human, grabs onto something with the EZ Reach tool, you can use your evolved and superior intellect to hold onto stuff as long as you want, sort of. Eventually, you’ll have to eat and sleep, but I think you know where I’m going with this.

Visit one of 500 Harbor Freight Tool stores to get the EZ Reach & Grab Pickup and Reaching Tool and start harnessing the power of a giant squid tentacle today! It’s cephalorrific!

EZ Reach & Grab Pickup and Reaching Tool
item#: 69447

REMOVE WHEEL BEARINGS, MAKE APPLE CIDER, BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME…

20 Ton Shop Press“Who needs a 20 Ton Shop Press?” questioned Artie Snarduckerus while perusing the aisles of his local Harbor Freight Tool store. That’s when the call came.

His wife was in a panic. Edna Snarduckerus, who was an automotive psychic, had a premonition that the front wheel bearings on her Mustang would need replacing within the next three hours or else an asteroid the size of Canada would collide with Neptune which would throw off the gravitational pull of  the other planets in our solar system which would in turn lead to the annihilation of earth and extinction of the human race. She wasn’t quite sure how that chain of events laid out but she knew better than to question a premonition based on total random chance that may not have any vestige of truth in it.

Coincidentally, Edna’s father was coming for an afternoon visit to discuss his will and Edna’s future inheritance. Her father was a stern and difficult man—he could be generous one minute and disown you the next. Edna loved her father more than his money—but the money came a close second. She remembered how much her father enjoyed fresh pressed apple cider and Artie has just picked a bushel of apples from their backyard trees. She surmised that a little cider may go a long way to secure her and Artie’s financial future.

To ward off human extinction and sweeten his father-in-law’s mood, Artie purchased the 20 Ton Shop Press, item #32879. He got it home and assembled the shop press lickety-split. His father-in-law was due to arrive within the hour. He wouldn’t have time to remove and replace the bearings and make cider… unless he did it at the same time. He set up racks with the mashed up apple wrapped in cloth on top of each other, then put ply board on top of that, then put the wheel bearing on top of that and went to work.

Despite the rush he was in, Artie couldn’t help but notice how the H-frame shop press had open side heavy duty construction to enable work on long work pieces, not to mention the adjustable table to establish the best working distance possible and how the spring return ram speeds up work. He thought about all the things he could use the 20 Ton Shop Press for—removal of pressure fitted parts, bending or straightening metal, removing and installing gears, U-joints, ball joints and pulleys… and yes, making even more apple cider.

Long story short, Artie finished up the wheel bearings and the apple cider 3 hours and five minutes after Edna’s call. He was five minutes past his wife’s premonition timeframe but he figured the universe would cut him some slack considering traffic.

As it turned out, grease from the bearings got into the apple cider which really cheesed off Edna’s father. He left them nothing in his will—which turned out to be fine because the universe decided not to cut Artie any slack and the world ended as we know it. Did I mention this all happened in a parallel universe? No?

Anyway, it won’t be the end of the world if you don’t visit one of Harbor Freight’s 500 stores and purchase the reliable 20 Ton Shop Press. But do you really want to take that chance? Think about it over a nice glass of freshly-squeezed apple cider.

20 Ton Shop Press
item#: 32879

CUTS LUMBER LIKE A DREAM, BUT NOT THE DREAM WITH THE TALKING POSSUM…

You ever have that dream where you’re in a forest wearing a trench coat and bunny slippers and there’s a talking possum who tells you, “You can’t stay here, the red wind is coming” and then you’re transported to the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893 and when you go to buy peanuts the peanut vendor is actually that same talking possum who tells you, “You can’t stay here, the red wind is coming” and then you fall backwards screaming only instead of sound coming out, the colors of the rainbow stream out of your mouth and you’re completely paralyzed and then a crowd of people, the possum and a unicorn gather around you and start chanting “You can’t stay here, the red wind is coming, you can’t stay here, the red wind is coming”… and then you wake up. I hate that dream. But I love the reality of the Portable Saw Mill with 280cc Gas Engine (item #: 61712) from Harbor Freight Tools!

Portable Saw Mill

The Portable Saw Mill can handle logs and flat stock up to 20” in diameter and width respectively. You can go up to 4-1/2 in. with the cutting thickness and accommodate stock up to 9 ft, 2 in. in length. The blade speed generates up to 3279 FPM – thought it would take forever to build that log cabin from scratch? Think again! The Portable Saw Mill is designed to operate on regular unleaded gasoline—no more fancy smancy special-order portable saw mill gas necessary! To get your Portable Saw Mill, get going to one of 500 Harbor Freight stores no because you can’t stay here, the red wind is coming!

Portable Saw Mill with 280cc Gas Engine
item# 61712

VACUUM STORAGE BAGS AND THE END OF THE PUFFY CLOTHES CRISIS

Vacuum Storage BagIn 1999, the United States government, using precious tax dollars, conducted an 8-year, $330 million dollar study to find out why clothes got puffy with age. The results were truly remarkable – while fibers do breakdown as clothes get washed and worn thus loosening the weave and causing some increase in volume, the real reason why clothes take up so much more space in our closets and drawers over time is because as we get older, the time spent carefully folding and ironing clothes is inversely proportionate to the time spent consuming strawberry margaritas. When the results were published, the public clamored for a solution to the Puffy Clothes Crisis. The obvious answer of switching to regular or peach margaritas had no effect.

The situation was hopeless… hopeless that is until a bartender named Horatio Fanglehorn from El Duende, New Mexico, had an idea. Fanglehorn noticed that pimento olives kept longer than regular pitted olives. As fate would endow, one of Fanglehorn’s regular customers at the Rusty Catfish Bar & Postal Annex happened to be a food deterioration specialist who surmised that the pitted olive had more surface area in contact with air, hence, deteriorated quicker than the pimento olive which had less surface area exposed to air due to a big ol’ pimento stuffed into it (note: “big ol’” is the scientific term for large).

At home, Fanglehorn’s closets were overflowing with puffy clothes. One fine Sunday afternoon while cleaning out the master-bedroom closet, his wife commented “This sucks!” That’s when Fanglehorn had his “aha” moment – suck out the air! Not only will clothes be preserved but more importantly sucking out the air would condense their volume, thus creating more space. Flash forward to Harbor Freight Tools and the Set of Three Vacuum Storage Bags made from durable polyethylene and nylon. The Vacuum Storage Bags are reusable, airtight and watertight. Plus, they’re transparent so you can view the contents, making sure your three-year-old didn’t vacuum seal last night’s leftover lasagna while you fell asleep watching reruns of Breaking Bad. The set includes one large and two medium bags as well as a bonus roll-up compression bag. Pack clothing, blankets or camping gear in the Vacuum Storage Bags then use your vacuum cleaner to remove the air from inside. No pimentos needed!

Thanks to Horatio Fanglehorn and Harbor Freight Tools, you can visit any one of our 500 stores and put an end to the Puffy Clothes Crisis once and for all…

Vacuum Storage Bags, Set of Three
item#95613