THE IDEAL LIFT FOR YOUR RIDING LAWN MOWER OR ATV!

High Lift Riding Lawn Mower ATV Lift

Save big during the See What’s New at Harbor Freight in-store event running March 3rd through March 16th at all Harbor Freight stores! Check out award-winning products at prices that win the award for Ridiculously Low! Featured items include the High Lift Riding Lawn Mower/ATV Lift (item #: 61523).

This heavy-duty lift takes the hazard and hassle away from accessing your riding lawn mower or ATV during routine maintenance or repairs. Use the foot-activated pump to quickly lift up to 300 pounds to a maximum height of 25 inches—then use the three-position safety lock to keep the load secured. When the work’s done, use a separate foot pedal for a slow, controlled release. Accommodating axels between 36″–51″, the lift also features five position wheel width adjustment as well as easy maneuverability with its own 5″ wheels. The High Lift Riding Lawn Mower/ATV Lift is sure to become a welcome addition to your garage, shed or shop!

 

YES, YOU CAN ALSO USE IT TO MEASURE THE INSIDE OF A WALNUT SHELL

6 in Digital Caliper

We get some interesting questions here at Harbor Freight about our products. VERY interesting… Take the 6 In. Digital Caliper (item #: 47257) for example. This versatile tool features stainless steel construction and an easy-to-read display that converts from SAE to metric quickly and easily. It’s ideal for getting exact measurements of width and thickness up to 6″ of your project. The device also features automatic shut-off and a storage case. Now, you’d expect the usual questions about accuracy, batteries, etc. You wouldn’t expect a question like “Can I use it to measure the inside of a walnut shell?” Without mentioning names, (Beverly Smith of Burndt Corn, Alabama), someone asked that question.

Since it wasn’t the “usual” question and we always want to provide safe guidelines for product usage, we consulted our crack team of lawyers, quality assurance personnel, two independent engineering consulting firms, seven private investigators, Steven Hawking and Odin. After much debate, analysis and ritual sacrifice, we were finally able to give this anonymous customer (Beverly Smith of Burndt Corn, Alabama) an answer: Yes, you can also use it to measure the inside of a walnut shell. We braced for impact, but alas, no negative repercussions ensued. Phew!

We love our products, like the 6 In. Digital Caliper, and we love our customers—even the ones who are nuts—or measure the inside of them…

Disclaimer: Actual product, product question, customer and customer city of origin have been changed to protect the innocent. Reference to “customers, even the ones who are nuts” is merely for entertainment purposes. We would never refer to our customers as “nuts” unless actual documentation was presented and signed by a notary public.

6 in. Digital Caliper
item #: 47257

A Great Welder for Any Skill Level

Tackle small jobs while saving big money with the 90 Amp-AC, 120 Volt, Flux Cored Welder (Item #: 61849)! At just $109.99, this handy little welding unit is the perfect tool for handling minor repairs or other tasks that could cost double if you hired someone else to do them. And the best part of this welder is that no gas is needed so you get the functionality of a MIG welder without any of the usual hassle. Easy to set-up and easy to use, this Flux Cored Welder is a necessity for any home garage or professional shop!

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This Flux Core Arc Welder (FCAW) is specifically designed to use self-shielding flux-cored welding wire. That means one less step for you when getting a welding job done. While a normal MIG welder would require gas and regulators, this welder from Harbor Freight is a terrific way around that issue. Even if you’re a welding beginner, the Flux Core Welder is just the ticket for gaining the experience you need to become a welding expert. Just ask some of these satisfied customers:

“Great price. Seems to be a nice light duty welder and it is not meant for continuous welds. Instructions say 2 minutes weld time with 8 minutes cool down. It does do a decent job for small jobs. I built a fence panel using 1/8″ steel and this little welder did a good job. My welding skills need practice, but that’s a different story. Follow the instructions and stay within parameters. I have had no problems so far.” – by Dave from Las Vegas, NV

“I purchased this welder to install an axle on my work trailer. This welder was cheaper than the price I got to weld the axle by a pro. Anyways, this welder was even easier than I thought. After a few spools of practice I finally decided to give it a try on something useful. This welder worked great. It was so fun that I started making all kinds of things for my shop and trailer. I run it off a 20 amp outlet and it works great. I have owned it for about 5 months. I have gone through about ten spools of wire just messing around. You can’t beat the price. It does what it says it will and more. After a little practice, I can now weld and make it look OK. The only thing is the duty cycle is 20% so you can only weld on high for around 2 minutes out of every 10 minutes. If you need more than that maybe you need a bigger welder. This one is perfect for me.” – by Doug Welder from Lynn, MA

If anyone knows welding, it’s a guy named Doug Welder. And it gets his stamp of approval. Thanks, Mr. Welder! So, if you’re ready to start welding your own projects, get down to your local Harbor Freight store and pick one of these 90 Amp-AC, 120 Volt, Flux Cored Welders up today!

MAN’S BEST FRIEND!

10 Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter

A recent scientific study involving scientific research conducted by scientists revealed that the “dog” is not man’s best friend. Results confirmed that the dog is man’s second best friend. Man’s first and foremost best friend is the 10 Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter (item #: 67090) from Harbor Freight Tools. (Hey, it’s science. Don’t argue with it.)

The study showed that while the log splitter can’t roll over, beg or bark on command, it can split logs up to 18″ long and 6-1/2″ in diameter. Manually, operated, you won’t have to fuss with batteries, gasoline or extension cords to power it. Simply eat a good breakfast and put a little backbone into it! The extra-long handles provide added leverage—generate up to 10 tons of splitting force—that’s Green Lantern strong—yet the compact size allows for easy storage!

The 10 Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter is sure to become your reliable, loyal, nonjudgmental best friend. You will have to clean up after it, but we guarantee cleaning up after the 10 Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter will be a lot more pleasant than cleaning up after man’s second best friend. And both are preferable to cleaning up after Green Lantern… eww!

10 Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter
Item #: 67090

Harbor Freight’s 2015 Harby Award Winners!

Harby-Award

What a gala event it was! They rolled out the red concrete as nominees and their guests dazzled onlookers with designer hardware before entering the Phil Petunknik Handyman Theater for the 2015 Harby Awards ceremony on Sunday, February 22. Truly, everyone was a winner that night but the Harbies themselves went to a select few.

And the winners…

Best Sound

WINNER!

110 dB Old Fashioned Sound Ooga 12V Air Horn

110 dB Old Fashioned Sound “Ooga” 12V Air Horn
item #: 96291

The tried-and-true Ooga horn took away the Harby for Best Sound. The winning speech included an “ooga” out to customers for their ongoing support.

 

Other Best Sound Nominees

Bad Boy 12V Air Horn

Bad Boy™ 12V Air Horn
item #: 94117

135 dB Super-Loud 12V Air Horn

135 dB Super-Loud 12V Air Horn
item #: 40134

 

Best Cinematography

WINNER!

8 Channel Surveillance DVR with 4 Cameras and Mobile Monitoring Capabilities

8 Channel Surveillance DVR with 4 Cameras and Mobile Monitoring Capabilities
item #: 61229

It was a close one this year but the surveillance system was a customer favorite and an unbeatable value!

 

Other Best Cinematography Nominees

Weatherproof Color Security Camera with Night Vision

Weatherproof Color Security Camera with Night Vision
item #: 95914

High Resolution Digital Inspection Camera with Recorder

High Resolution Digital Inspection Camera with Recorder
item #: 60695

 

Most Original Tool

WINNER!

Throatless Shear

Throatless Shear
item #: 38413

Resembling a modern art sculpture, the Throatless Shear edged out the other worthy competitors with its shear performance!

Other Most Original Tool Nominees

English Wheel Kit with Stand

English Wheel Kit with Stand
item #: 68385

Pipe Tubing Notcher

Pipe/Tubing Notcher
Item #: 42324

 

Best Supporting Tool

WINNER!

3 Ton Steel Jack Stands

 

3 Ton Steel Jack Stands
item #: 61196

The Meryl Streep of supporting tools pulled out yet another win in the category! Along with Harbor Freight’s phenomenal jacks, it’s no surprise that these stalwarts were in the spotlight yet again!

Other Best Supporting Tool Nominees

Folding Tile Saw Stand with Wheels

Folding Tile Saw Stand with Wheels
item #: 69325

Welding Cabinet

Welding Cabinet
item #: 61705

 

Best Director

WINNER!

Brass Sextant

Brass Sextant
item #: 66096

Classic performance, decorative appeal—it’s hard to beat the allure of the Brass Sextant!

Other Best Direction Nominees

Plumb Bob With 15 Ft. Line

Plumb Bob With 15 Ft. Line
item #: 66271

Self-Leveling Laser Level Kit

Self-Leveling Laser Level Kit
item #: 69243

 

Best Picture

WINNER!

3 Ton Aluminum Racing Floor Jack with RapidPump

3 Ton Aluminum Racing Floor Jack with RapidPump®
item #: 61386

A photogenic tool doesn’t necessarily mean it works better than a less photogenic or downright ugly-looking tool but like the Statue of David or the Mona Lisa, it’s hard not to imbibe the sensory bliss of visual artistry.

Other Best Picture Nominees 

9000 lb. Off-Road Vehicle Electric Winch with Automatic Load-Holding Brake

9000 lb. Off-Road Vehicle Electric Winch with Automatic Load-Holding Brake
item #: 61346

72 in. 18 Drawer Glossy Red Industrial Roller Cabinet

72 in. 18 Drawer Glossy Red Industrial Roller Cabinet
item #: 61656

 

Best Score

WINNER!

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Edge Creehole and his daughter Helen (a.k.a. Hell Bent) scoring dueling Pipe Wrenches, the 14″ and 48″, items #: 61350 and #: 60529 respectively, took home the Harby for Best Score this year! It was tough for the judges not to melt at that cute frowny face of the little girl, though fear set in when thinking about what would happen to the poor fool who messed with either the father or daughter.

Other Best Score Nominees

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Jake “The Brawl” Baxter scores the 1000 lb. Capacity Motorcycle Lift, item #: 68892 using a 20% off coupon!

Kid with Light

Petunia Parker with the beloved 27 LED Portable Worklight/Flashlight, item #: 67227.

 

It will be hard to say good-bye to all the fanfare of this year’s Harby Awards. But as a wise man once said, “Get over it.”

Good tooling and we’ll see you again on the red concrete next year!

Harbor Freight’s 2015 Harby Awards

Harby-Award

The Academy Awards are fast upon us—who cares! What’s much more exciting is the Academy Awards of Harbor Freight Tools of which winners take home the coveted “Harby”!

Here are the nominees:

Best Sound

This year, three major contenders are vying for the Harby for Best Sound. All have delivered strong performances this past year. It’s Ooga vs. Bad Boy vs. Super-Loud for the ultimate sound-off during this year’s Harby Awards!

110 dB Old Fashioned Sound Ooga 12V Air Horn

110 dB Old Fashioned Sound “Ooga” 12V Air Horn
item #: 96291

Bad Boy 12V Air Horn

Bad Boy™ 12V Air Horn
item #: 94117

135 dB Super-Loud 12V Air Horn

135 dB Super-Loud 12V Air Horn
item #: 40134

 

Best Cinematography

The story is told through the eye of a lens. If the lens doesn’t see it, we don’t see it. This year’s nominees captured the movements and moments that compel led us to watch over and over again.

8 Channel Surveillance DVR with 4 Cameras and Mobile Monitoring Capabilities

8 Channel Surveillance DVR with 4 Cameras and Mobile Monitoring Capabilities
item #: 61229

Weatherproof Color Security Camera with Night Vision

Weatherproof Color Security Camera with Night Vision
item #: 95914

High Resolution Digital Inspection Camera with Recorder

High Resolution Digital Inspection Camera with Recorder
item #: 60695

 

Most Original Tool

Always a competitive category and this year is proving to be no different. Past winners include the Pneumatic Planishing Hammer and the always popular Chain Saw Chain Breaker/Spinner. This year though, the three contenders are promising to make this contest extremely close!

 

English Wheel Kit with Stand

English Wheel Kit with Stand
item #: 68385

 

Pipe Tubing Notcher

Pipe/Tubing Notcher
Item #: 42324

Throatless Shear

Throatless Shear
item #: 38413

 

Best Supporting Tool

A main tool’s performance is often enhanced by uplifting accessories. Sometimes, the primary tool simply couldn’t function without a strong supporting cast—or supporting cast iron depending on the tool. This year witnessed some noteworthy supporting roles…

Folding Tile Saw Stand with Wheels

Folding Tile Saw Stand with Wheels
item #: 69325

3 Ton Steel Jack Stands

3 Ton Steel Jack Stands
item #: 61196

Welding Cabinet

Welding Cabinet
item #: 61705

 

Best Director

Some tools are strongest when directing the way, whether it’s down to the ground, up to the stars or somewhere in between…

 

Plumb Bob With 15 Ft. Line

Plumb Bob With 15 Ft. Line
item #: 66271

Brass Sextant

Brass Sextant
item #: 66096

Self-Leveling Laser Level Kit

Self-Leveling Laser Level Kit
item #: 69243

 

Best Picture

Who knew how photogenic Harbor Freight’s tools could be? While every tool is beautiful in its own way, these nominees were captured at their very best… A picture says a thousand words—which one says “Winner” this year?

 

3 Ton Aluminum Racing Floor Jack with RapidPump

3 Ton Aluminum Racing Floor Jack with RapidPump®
item #: 61386

9000 lb. Off-Road Vehicle Electric Winch with Automatic Load-Holding Brake

9000 lb. Off-Road Vehicle Electric Winch with Automatic Load-Holding Brake
item #: 61346

72 in. 18 Drawer Glossy Red Industrial Roller Cabinet

72 in. 18 Drawer Glossy Red Industrial Roller Cabinet
item #: 61656

 

 

Best Score

We’re not talkin’ music here, we’re talking deals that are music to your ears! Whether it’s a Parking Lot Sale purchase, using a 20% off coupon or just cashing in on Harbor Freight’s everyday low prices, these three contenders are running neck and neck for this year’s Best Score Harby!

 

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Jake “The Brawl” Baxter scores the 1000 lb. Capacity Motorcycle Lift, item #: 68892 using a 20% off coupon!

 

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Edge Creehole and his daughter Helen (a.k.a. Hell Bent) score dueling Pipe Wrenches, the 14″ and 48″, items #: 61350 and #: 60529 respectively, during a regular father/daughter weekend trip to Harbor Freight.

 

Kid with Light

And then there’s Petunia Parker with the beloved 27 LED Portable Worklight/Flashlight, item #: 67227. Start ‘em young…

 

Cast your votes which will be counted along with our panel of esteemed judges. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 23rd. And congratulations to this year’s nominees!

IRON CHEF THUNDERDOME

2 Piece Cutting Board Set

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s hard not to get caught up in a good episode of Iron Chef America. The chefs are incredibly talented, the energy is frenetic and the culinary creations are divine. But like anything else that’s exciting, enjoyable and compelling, the audience will eventually get bored—unless the stakes are raised. They’ve tried doing it with the secret ingredients—the likes of scorpionfish and snapping turtle but it just won’t be enough in the long run. More risk is required. Hence, Iron Chef Thunderdome. The basic premise is that two chefs enter, one chef leaves. While preparing the 4-5 dishes utilizing the secret ingredient in an hour, they also have to endure booby traps (e.g. oven mitts filled with shish-kabob skewers  coated with the venom of poison dart frogs) as well as fend off the sous chefs from the opposing team who are allowed to attack at random with knives, corkscrews and brulee torches. If both chefs survive the completion of the dishes, the judges then determine a winner. The loser becomes next week’s “secret ingredient”. That should be good for another couple of years…

Whether you live to cook, cook to live or in the case of Iron Chef Thunderdome cook to survive, you’re always going to want good kitchen equipment, like the 2 Piece Cutting Board Set (item #: 69459) from Harbor Freight Tools! These polypropylene cutting boards are extremely durable as well as easy to clean. They’re sanitary, odorless, non-toxic and heat resistant up to 260° F. They resist knife cuts better than wood which reduces the risk of salmonella—and can be used as a makeshift shield against attacking sous chefs. Visit one of Harbor Freight’s 500+ stores to get your 2 Piece Cutting Board Set—your culinary life may depend on it!

2 Piece Cutting Board Set
item #: 69459

A Hex-ceptional Hex Key Set!

Fasteners come in different shapes and sizes and you never know what style of hex key you’ll need to get a project completed. Luckily, you can solve all of your hex key woes with one quick purchase from Harbor Freight Tools. The 3 Piece SAE/Metrix/Torx Folding Hex Key Set (Item #: 94905) contains three hex key wrench sets for the low price of just $6.49. That means you can now handle SAE, metric, and star fasteners in a variety of sizes with ease.

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Not only are these hex keys conveniently color coded for easy identification, they’re also comfortable to use thanks to rubberized handles. Plus, with a rust-resistant black oxide finish, they’re built to last so you can rely on these hex key wrenches for many projects to come. Whether it’s building furniture or handling certain automotive repairs, this hex key set is a fantastic addition to any handyman’s toolbox. Don’t be caught without the correct hex key!

“Used these a few times for your everyday job. Then I was replacing a tire rod and had to use this for some funky set up. I cranked this hard. I though the plastic would break for sure. Nothing to lose since there’s a lifetime guarantee, but it held up and still works fine.” – by Greg P from Boston, MA

“Another quality product from our friends at HF. Yes they are a little bulky, but the comfort of the grip is totally worth the tiny bit of extra space taken up in your tool box.” – by Dokey Man from Boulder Creek, CA

Compact and reliable, these hex key wrenches fit in your pocket just as easily as your tool box or tool belt. And they’ll likely fit just about any hex key fastener you come across. So get over to your local Harbor Freight and pick this set up today!

Four Power Tools That Bring the Love to DIY

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Considering man’s entire history on the planet, the technology of tools has certainly exploded in just the last 100 years. This is largely due to the introduction of electricity. Although many a “long-in-the-tooth” garage warrior will tell you there are still plenty of projects around better served by a hand tool, we know there are far more jobs out there where a power tool would send the hand tool packing. Besides, nothing quite makes you feel like a virile master of the universe like a live, heavy-duty power tool in your hand.

While there are many awesome and formidable-looking power tools you could put in your shop, I’m here to tell you about four that you’ll definitely want to get before the others.

Cordless Drill

18V Cordless Drill

18v Cordless Drill

Why You Want To Have It

Before you look at any other power tool, this is the one to get– the must-have for your arsenal. Most of you are probably too young to know what it’s like to hand-bore holes with a manual drill, but let me tell you, it’s nothing to get nostalgic over. Forget the blisters, the muscle fatigue, the sheer boredom– and that’s on the first hole. With a good, ample cordless power drill you’ll be able to take on a multitude of tasks in an afternoon: drill holes into sheet rock, drive screws into a 2×4, “earthquake-proof” furniture, install towel bars, and sawing circular holes in the back of your entertainment center. You get the point: If you don’t have a cordless drill in your possession, you may as well be launched on an ice floe and die.

What to Buy

When choosing a cordless drill, you want one with lots of power, which is measured by the amount of voltage in its battery. An 18v is a good size for home use, and make sure it’s got variable speeds for different jobs, and is reversible. The reversible feature will come in handy if you need to take some screws out when you realize the outhouse door needs to swing out, not in. Most competitors sell 18v models for about $100-$200. You can purchase a sturdy 18v cordless drill at Harbor Freight for $25-$55.

 Reciprocating Saw

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7.5 Amp Reciprocating Saw

Why You Want To Have It

From the first time he knocked down his toy blocks with vicious glee, man’s life mission is to destroy stuff. This is why the reciprocating saw is so wonderful. Whether you’re remodeling a kitchen, demolishing a carport, or doing a tricky plumbing or electrical job, few tools offer the sheer destructive force and ruthless precision of a reciprocating saw. The reciprocating saw cuts through metal, wood, drywall, cable, PVC and most other materials like they were room-temperature butter.

What To Buy

Yes, there are cordless reciprocating saws, but I don’t recommend them. Nothing can set your day into a tailspin like running out of battery power in the middle of a good demolition. The corded ones will finish the job, and, depending on what you’re doing, they’ll have plenty of power to do it quickly and efficiently. Whether or not you want to get one with a rotating handle will also depend on what you plan to be doing with it, but in most situations it isn’t necessary. At Harbor Freight, you can get a decent model for $30-$60 dollars (I tend to lean on the credo “you can never have too much power,” but again, it depends on what you’re doing with it). Also make sure you have a good assortment of blades on hand. Happy busting!

 Oscillating Multifunction Tool

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Why You Want To Have It

The oscillating multifunction power tool is the basic weapon of choice for all the small-to-midsize cutting, scraping, sanding and sawing projects on your to-do list. For all the things they do, these babies are easy on the wallet and pack the juice you need to put some real muscle into the tough jobs. The multi-tool easily cuts through cable, air ducts, downspouts, plasterboard and pipes… sands down cement, concrete, stone, plaster, tile adhesive, paint and wood . . . it can even saw through wood up to 2″ thick! It’s definitely a “go-to” tool for remodeling and repair jobs, as well as hobbies, tile, car repairs, even scraping freshly painted windows or old floor coverings. Get one of these in your hands and you’ll wonder how you ever managed this far in life without it.

What To Buy

Here’s another case of cordless vs. corded, and again, I say get the corded. Don’t get me wrong, there are some quality cordless multi-tools out there, too, but I keep thinking of that scenario when the power drains down just when you were making some headway. Still, there will be those rare occasions when you need a corded one, so get both– they’re cheap enough– just make sure you have the corded one first. Also take the time to peruse the myriad of attachments made for this wonder tool. You can walk out of Harbor Freight with an oscillating multifunction tool for $20-$40.

 Circular Saw

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Why You Want To Have It

If you genuinely enjoy the long, steady, back-aching activity of cutting wood with a handsaw, please disregard this section (hey, some people like yodeling). But if your projects often take you to the task of cutting stacks of 2x’s and sheet lumber, then you’d be a fool not to have a circular saw in the garage– and I pity the fool that don’t have this tool. A circular saw can do the job of a handsaw in 1/10th the time, and frees you from the blisters and sore muscles that often accompany the hand tool alternative. Just make sure that when you get one you educate yourself on all its. safety practices. It’s also a whizz at cutting skin and bone.

What To Buy

One last time, get a corded model. There are two basic types of circular saws: the smaller traditional type and the more heavy-duty “worm drive” saws. The worm drive saw cuts through wood like butter, but they’re also heavier and more unwieldy with one hand.If you’re a weekend warrior with garden-variety cutting jobs, the smaller one will be fine. If, however, you’re a professional, the worm drive will more likely be your brand of bourbon. At Harbor Freight, circular saws range from $33-$90.

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THE OFFICIAL ANTI-FATIGUE FOAM MAT SET OF THE BEATNIK GENERATION

Anti-Fatigue Foam Mat Set 4 Pc

When we think of the Beatnik era, iconic figures like Alan Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac come to mind. Rarely do we think of Slim Whitehead, one of the greatest Beatnik poets of all time… well, at least one of the greatest Beatnik poets of his home town of Toad Suck, Arkansas. Slim had been a soybean farmer until he read Tom Wolfe’s The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby and then traded in his chisel plow for a black turtleneck, beret and second-hand bongos. He wrote prolifically during his lifetime but having stored his collective works in a shallow ditch by a freeway onramp, little record is left of his literary legacy.

What we do know is that Slim, along with many other Beatniks, suffered from extreme foot fatigue during extended poetry readings—which explains why the Anti-Fatigue Foam Mat Set 4 Pc (item #: 94635) from Harbor Freight became the official anti-fatigue mat set of the Beatnik generation. Fortunately, one of Slim’s poems survived the onslaught of rain, car exhaust and general decay. Below is Slim Whitehead’s tribute to the Anti-Fatigue Foam Mat Set 4 Pc…

STANDING COMFORT
by Slim Whitehead

Don’t be a 25” x 25” square times 4
Unless you dare
To support my weight
Like a grassy field to an anxious kangaroo
Escaped from the zoo

Lay low
Daddy-o
Absorb that impact
Like a sailboat
Who’s lost its sail
It’s still a boat
Still afloat
Like a pineapple drifting in a vat
Of ambient coconut oil

Aching feet
These non-slip interlocking foam pieces will beat
Waterproof and easy to clean
Like a duck with neoprene feathers

Cool cats at their workbenches
Standing all day
To complete projects Z thru A
Need comfort and safety
One-half inch of foam
Oh so cushy
Like working at the DMV before cars were invented

A set of four
Hipsters can buy more
And fill the floor
Configure them the way you’d like
Indoors or out
Your heart will soar
From the feet up
And clean out that place where wanton fatigue used to make its nest
Out of twigs, forgotten lovers and shredded Post-It® notes

No longer a vagabond with accounting skills
Whose life never added up for him
Because his feet hurt too much while standing

 

Anti-Fatigue Foam Mat Set 4 Pc
item#: 94635