YOUR PERMANENTLY ATTACHED GARAGE NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

Portable Garage

Tired of garages permanently attached to your house or other dwelling? Fatigued by having to park your car, truck or motorcycle in the same place day after day? Worried that if you don’t park your vehicle in a fixed and firm garage, it will be subject to harsh weather, grueling sunlight and paint-ruining bat guano? Now, thanks to the seller of the Portable Fish Finder, Portable Scaffolding and Portable Wet Cutting Tile Saw comes a revolutionary product that makes protecting your vehicle portarrific! Check out the 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage (#69039) by Harbor Freight Tools!

This portable garage protects your vehicle in all kinds of weather with a drum-tight cover and door panel. The best-in-class cover attachment keeps the portable garage cover secure during heavy rains or wind. Featuring a stabilized 1.27″ dia. all-steel frame with a weather resistant enamel finish, 15″ auger anchors for dirt or asphalt and heavy duty webbed straps with ratchet-action tensioning to keep the cover tight and secure, this portable garage provides unparalleled protection to your vehicle. The cover material itself is made from a mysterious polymer found in outer space during a secret military mission to Venus. It’s weather-resistant, UV treated and when wrapped around your head, can protect you from the ill effects of gamma radiation and Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Ready to get your 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage today? Wait, there’s more! Buy one 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage in the next ten minutes and we’ll sell you another 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage for the exact same price as the first one! That’s two 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garages for one combined ridiculously low price! But hold onto your socks because if you buy two 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garages in the next 2 minutes and fifteen seconds, we’ll throw in the Portable Tire Changer for 20% off! (Disclaimer: 20% coupon must be provided at time of purchase and can only be used for the Portable Tire Changer; the earlier claim that the 10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage cover material can protect one against the ill effects of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was solely used for advertising hype and is actually false – there is nothing on the planet nor anywhere in the known universe that can protect you from the Kardashians.)

Sounds too true to be good… I mean too good to be true? Visit one of our 500 stores nationwide and discover that portable is more than affordable at Harbor Freight!

10 ft. x 17 ft. Portable Garage
item#69039

A Light for Under the Cabinet… and Just About Anywhere Else

Sometimes you need extra light in spaces that aren’t really set up for it. Maybe… under the cabinet, for example? That’s why Harbor Freight Tools carries the Four Head, 12 LED Under-Cabinet Light (SKU# 96794)! But don’t let that fool you. This convenient, easy-to-install light set-up is more versatile than its name implies. It works just as well inside the closet, over the bed, above a shelf, or many other places where you could use some additional visibility. And at just $10.29 each, the only thing you won’t be seeing is red.

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Each of the four adjustable heads includes three white LEDs that last up to 100,000 hours each. So if you’re worried about having to replace them often, you can rest assured that these lamps are made to last. All you need is six AAA batteries (sold separately) and a spot to brighten up! Whether it’s the closet, the work space, the kitchen, the bookshelf, or, yes even the cabinet, the Four Head, 12 LED Under-Cabinet Light is the easy, affordable way to illuminate dark corners and dim areas. But, if you’re still in the dark about this item, check out a few glowing reviews from actual customers:

“I bought it to see if it would work in a trailer project I plan to start soon. I ended up mounting it up above my tool box as it sits in a darker corner of my garage. It works perfect. The adjustable light angles make covering a larger area easy. I plan on buying many more for my trailer project.” – by Trout Slayer from New Mexico

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“I bought one of these to use under my hutch to illuminate my home office desk. This thing is great. I can aim each individual lamp where I want light and it gives off a cool glow. It really sets a great mood in my office. The only thing I would add is the ability to use an A/C adapter but I suppose I could splice one in myself. The battery life seems great so far too.” – by Tim the Runner from Cross Lanes, WV

“I use these lights running off a 12v system using Harbor Freight’s “Universal USB 12 Volt Adapter” as a 12v to 5v converter. I have 2 of these and have been running them for over a year. Cheaper LEDs have burnt out but these have had no problems even though they are still pretty inexpensive. The adjustable heads are nice and they look more professional than the DIY projects I’ve tried. Light color is cool/blueish, but that’s to be expected from a LED light.” – by Rick’s Fork from Fort Collins, CO

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No longer will you have to strain your eyes as you hunt around blindly for dropped items or the right tool. And it’s also great for saving a couple bucks on your electricity bill by having a light for a small space so you won’t have to turn on the big light every time. What could be better than an item that helps you see and saves you money??

OBD II & CAN Code Reader with Multilingual Menu

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If cars could talk, you’d still need an interpreter to figure out their problems. That’s where the OBD II & CAN Code Reader with Multilingual Menu (item #: 98568) from Harbor Freight Tools comes in. While it looks like a combination smart phone/digital deep fryer thermometer, the Code Reader is a technical marvel.  The CAN OBDII Code Reader reads your car’s computer to find out what the problems are when the “CHECK ENGINE” light comes on. And speaking of interpreters, you can get the information about the detected malfunction in English, French or Spanish. But what if you speak English and drive a French car down to Mexico and the check engine light comes on? You’re covered. But if you’re German and drive a Japanese car down to India and the check engine light comes on, you may be in trouble, unless of course you speak English, French or Spanish.

The point is you could save some serious euros, yen or renminbi by diagnosing auto issues yourself! You’ll even save a pretty pula on extra batteries because the OBD II & CAN Code Reader with Multilingual Menu doesn’t need them – it’s powered by your vehicle’s battery. To get your OBD II & CAN Code Reader with Multilingual Menu, visit any one of Harbor Freight’s 500 stores. There’s probably one nearby because it’s a small world after all…

OBD II & CAN Code Reader with Multilingual Menu
item#: 98568

Keep Fenders Clean and Scratch-Free While You Work!

Whether you’re a professional mechanic or an at-home auto enthusiast, you know how important it is to keep things clean and organized. At least as much as possible anyway. And when you’re working under the hood, things can get messy. That’s why Harbor Freight Tools has you (and your fender) covered with the heavy duty Fender Cover Work Mat. With this handy accessory draped over your fender and work area, you’ll not only keep grease and oil off your vehicle but scratches too. And at just $9.99 each, you won’t be spending a lot of scratch to get it!

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This tough, durable mat fits right over your fender and stays put for as long as you need it to with four covered magnets.  And the vinyl surface is simple to clean and wipe so there’s no lingering mess.  The underside is made of nylon to improve longevity and makes this excellent fender cover mat a must-have accessory for any auto worker! Just see what one satisfied customer has to say:

“If you do any under hood work on cars or trucks this is a lifesaver. Stop from accidental scratches or spilling chemicals (like brake fluid or coolant) on the finish of your car or truck while working on them to save money. Plus, with this cover you won’t scratch the car with your belt buckle or tools that drop. Work better with more confidence w/o worrying about the finish of the car.” – by Big Bad Dad from Bellingham, WA

Obviously Big Bad Dad loves his cars. And for anyone else who loves cars, you want to keep them damage free and clean, even while you’re repairing them. So don’t leave the smoothness of your car’s finish up to chance! Pick up a Fender Cover Work Mat from Harbor Freight and keep your work area clean!

THE LATEST FAD WITH TEENAGERS—SANDBLASTING!

Pressurized Abrasive BlasterIn a recent unsubstantiated report, unsupported facts reveal that the latest fad among teenagers is—sandblasting. Ginger P. from Arlee, Montana commented “I just got like so tired of planking and that video ‘What Does the Fox Say?’ I don’t think foxes really sound like that. But like whatever, who cares. What really gets me upset are people who are mean to animals and rusted metal parts. I can’t change people’s hearts when it comes to dogs and howler monkeys and stuff but I can load up the Pressurized Abrasive Blaster from Harbor Freight Tools with some sweet abrasive media and get rid of rust!”

Ginger went on to talk about how her popularity has really grown in high school since she started in with auto paint removal as well using the Pressurized Abrasive Blaster. “I was voted prom queen and I’m dating the captain of the football team. I think he’s just dating me for my Pressurized Abrasive Blaster but like who cares, he’s so cute! OMG, like the Pressurized Abrasive Blaster is the best!” When asked what made it the best, Ginger commented:

“Like the media hopper for up to 1.3 hour working time with standard media and tip.”

Like the pressurized tank that moves abrasives at 80 to 90 percent of air speed.”

Like the water trap that removes moisture to prevent clogging.

Like the nozzle end shutoff valve for safety.

And like the 6 in. rubber wheels!”

In additional to popular teens, do-it-yourselfers and contractors can all enjoy the Pressurized Abrasive Blaster when used with an air compressor (sold separately).  “LOL, like he forgot to tell you it can be used with the Blast Cabinet also sold separately! Like go to one of 500 Harbor Freight stores nationwide to get the Pressurized Abrasive Blaster and then like u and me can be BFFs!!!”

Pressurized Abrasive Blaster
Central Pneumatic – item#60696

A Versatile Storage Container to Organize Any Trunk!

You don’t have to be a professional contractor or even a home handyman to take full advantage of the Trunk Organizer from Harbor Freight Tools.  Sure, it’s got large compartments and convenient side pockets to hold your tools, but this is a versatile item that will serve a variety of purposes for the whole family.  If this tough organizer isn’t packed full of tools, then it’s safely holding groceries, or drinks and snacks for the big picnic, or towels and sunscreen for a day at the beach!  Whatever the case may be, this is sure to be your go-to case for storing a vast array of items.

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Whatever you happen to have stored in the Trunk Organizer will sit safely while you drive, thanks to non-slip pads.  This way, you know your supplies, tools, or other materials won’t shift and won’t be damaged during transportation.  And when the tool case isn’t in use, it easily folds down to be conveniently stored away until it’s needed.  Lightweight and durable, you just might need to get an extra one for the family.  Otherwise, they’ll constantly be asking to borrow it.  And who needs the hassle?  Not you.  That’s why you’re getting the Trunk Organizer in the first place.

“These things were really a bargain. Bought 2 to put in the back of my 2012 GMC Terrain and I couldn’t be happier. Great for keeping those bags of groceries and other loose items from rolling around. They fold up nicely, and compact if you need to put bigger items in the back. Don’t go spend a fortune at other places, buy these. I plan on getting 1 or 2 more for my wife’s car trunk.” – by Carl from Springfield, MO

“I wanted something to keep my Subaru Outback’s rear space organized. I found these and took a chance. I bought two and couldn’t be happier. I use one for all my usual storage (first aid kit, wipes, tarp, etc.) and then I keep the other folded for use when I go shopping. They are great for keeping groceries in place. Nice grips on the bottom keep them from sliding. These are well-made and can be carried when full.” – by JJ from Connecticut

“These things are great! I bought one to keep in the trunk of my wife’s car and by now we’ve bought 3 of them…” – by Pete from San Antonio, TX

As you can see from these fan reviews, these Trunk Organizers are kindof like Lays potato chips; you can’t have just one.  Once you see how useful these storage containers are (and affordable at just $10.00 each), you’ll want to pick up a couple extra for additional tasks.  Keep items from sliding, spilling, breaking, or leaking with this tough and durable Trunk Organizer!

THE FOURTH OF JULY—A TIME TO BE REFLECTIVE…

2 in. x 12 in. Red and White Reflective Strips, 10 PcJuly 4th is quickly approaching. Another birthday for America—and as we all grow older, an opportunity to be reflective, literally and figuratively. It’s a time to reflect on our potentially obstinate delusion of a patriotic milieu that engages in an overbearing hubris that identifies antidisestablishmentarianism as a floccinaucinihilipilification. How does that translate to you personally? Well, if you were a humuhumunukunukuapua’a, you’d never survive in an aequeosalinocalcalinosetaceoaluminosocupreovitriolic fish tank. Figuratively speaking of course.

Literally speaking, check out the 10-Piece, 2 in. x 12 in. Red and White Reflective Strips from Harbor Freight Tools. The and red and white reflective tape is perfect for marking mailboxes, loading docks, fences, barriers and Uncle Ed when he’s passed out in the driveway after one-too-many red, white and blue margaritas at the family 4th of July picnic. The strips feature a high visibility diamond-shaped pattern, reflective acrylic and micro-glass beads, weather resistant backing, and if that isn’t enough to warm your heart, the reflective strips comply with FMUSS 108 55.7.1 and ASTM D495-90 standards. Compare that to competitors who charge a fortune for reflective strips that aren’t even FMUSS 108 55.7.1 and ASTM D495-90able!

Literally speaking, visit one of 500 Harbor Freight Tools stores nationwide to get the 10-Piece 2 in. x 12 in. Red and White Reflective Strips at a ridiculously low price. Figuratively speaking, you are a one-winged quail of mystification.

2 in. x 12 in. Red and White Reflective Strips, 10 Pc
Item#: 97562

Dig This Towable Ride-On Trencher

Digging a trench is heavy duty work!  Which is why you need a heavy duty tool to get the job done right.  Enter the Towable Ride-On Trencher from Harbor Freight Tools.  This machine lets you dig trenches up to 8 feet deep with ease and quickness. And with the attached padded seat, you’ll do it in comfort too.  Whether you’re a seasoned professional or a veteran do-it-yourselfer, this trencher is a workhorse that will save you time, money and hassle by providing reliable results and pinpoint accuracy. image_18941 The sheer number of tasks that this machine can accomplish will surprise you too.  Sure, it’s made to dig trenches but the machine does more than just that.  Replace drain field lines, dig up bothersome tree stumps, or just dig a hole for a septic line.  It’s all possible with the Towable Ride-On Trencher.  And even if that 3 Tooth Trencher Bucket wears out after putting in its time, a replacement trencher bucket is available through Harbor Freight for just $250. image_13124

“This little devil can grip and rip! I purchased it in 2008 and thought I’d kill it off by now. It has a well-balanced design that allowed me to walk it out in soft tidal muck and back out again. Engine always starts easy. An incredible bargain. I’m sorely tempted to buy another one since they are on sale.” – by Greg from Florida “I am so glad I talked myself into purchasing this trencher. I have gotten so much use out of it in just the 2 weeks I have had it. I’ve dug a couple holes in hard ground for the trees my wife bought and I have used it to clear out a bunch of brush.” – by Skoalmt from Eureka, Ca “We have had this trencher for over 7 years and keep finding new uses every day. We have used it for everything from stump removal to digging out footers. Friends and family always want to borrow it and we have no problem letting them since we know it will get the job done. I wish that we had an hour meter on it to prove the amount of use we have gotten:  500 + hours.” – by Brian from Allentown, Pa

This incredible trenching machine gives you the power you need to handle big digging jobs quickly and easily.  A 9 horsepower industrial engine powers the hydraulic pump so you know you’re getting all the leverage you need as you dig up to 7 feet deep.  Plus, with the included hitch coupler, you can easily hook the trencher up to your pickup truck for added portability.  Now you can work without breaking your back OR the bank!  Pick up this behemoth machine for just $2,499.99 and find out for yourself why everyone is raving about the Towable Ride-On Trencher.

A GREAT INVENTION THAT ALMOST DIDN’T MAKE IT TO MARKET…

Fish FinderThough not always the most practical of people, Bernie Gillespie was a genius when it came to electronics. Growing up, his family was dirt poor and Bernie vowed to do something about it. On his 13th birthday, Bernie set out to create a great invention, one that would bring wealth and prosperity to his family for the rest of their lives. It took him years to barter and purchase any and all electronic equipment he could get his hands on—a transistor here, some wire there… He worked day and night creating diagrams, models, researching and experimenting, but to no avail. He just couldn’t come up with something that hadn’t already been invented. He was at his wit’s end. But then toward the end of the sixth year on his quest to create a great invention, he was awoken in the middle of the night by an “ah-ha” idea—it was if the light of ten-thousand candles had suddenly lit up inside his head. He got up and worked for three days non-stop—no food, no drink, no sleep and only two brief potty breaks.

He finished his invention on his 22nd birthday. His invention was magnificent, state-of-the-art, a triumph of electronic ingenuity. When he unveiled his invention, the locals were very impressed. It was an electronic marvel, the culmination of brilliance, creativity and ingenuity. Bernie Gillespie had invented the Permanent Fish Finder. The problem was Bernie Gillespie was from a family of Mongolian sheep herders who lived smack dab in the middle of the Gobi Desert. There was no bodies of water within hundreds of miles of his village, let alone fish. Being as it was “permanent”, Bernie’s fish finder was of no use to anyone, even those willing to travel hundreds of miles to the East China Sea. As I mentioned earlier, Bernie wasn’t the most practical of people.

No one bought his invention and he almost threw it in a dung heap. But alas, a buyer from Harbor Freight Tools who was ger shopping (“ger” is the Mongolian word for yurt—helpful?) came across the teary-eyed Bernie and his invention. “I just have one small tweak and I think this invention of yours could be a winner!” said the Harbor Freight buyer.

The Portable Fish Finder available at Harbor Freight Tools has a range of 0-90 ft. and a backlit screen for day or night fish viewing. The fish finder shows the fish size, as well as depth and bottom profile. Other features include floating transducer with 35 ft. cable, 45 degree sonar angle, pouch and strap.  Bring the portable fish finder on the boat or use it from a dock with amazingly accurate results. The fish finder runs on  4 AA batteries (sold separately) and also features sound alert and adjustable sensitivity. It’s quite a unique piece of electronic equipment for the casual and serious angler alike—but not quite as unique as a guy named “Bernie Gillespie” from a Mongolian sheep-herding family…

Portable Fish Finder
item#94511

Low Cost Auto Restoration Tools

dazed chevelle Remember back, driving your parents’ station wagon or sensible Buick, dreaming of the cool wheels beyond your reach? Cherry Bomb and header and 4-barrel carb were part of our vernacular, just not part of our lives. It’s funny how, now as we get older, we can do all the cool stuff we wanted to do when we were punk teenagers. We were car crazy, man, and many’s the time I envied the guys in the neighborhood who were out on their front lawns, working on their Dodge Challengers or GTO “Goats”—

—not just because they HAD them (which would have been enough), but because they WORKED on them. They probably borrowed their dads’ tools, saved up working shit jobs to get parts and supplies, and spent Satyurdays doing whatever it took to keep their wheels “cherry.” Nowadays, though, when you hear (and feel) a carb-powered 426 Hemi thundering down the road, it’s a geezer you’re more likely to see behind the wheel than a punk. And chances are, that geezer is one of us. Classic car restoration is more popular than ever, and with the help of online parts stores, chat forums and YouTube videos, guys who thought they’d never get to rebuild their favorite classic rides are now living the dream– in their garages (and on their lawns), doing just that. If you’ve decided to restore a vehicle yourself, I salute you. Not only will you save thousands of dollars, you’ll be embarking on a long, challenging– even therapeutic– journey that will reap rewards for years to come. But before we start doing that victory lap, to “Eye of the Tiger,” let me suggest some basic tools you’ll want right out of the gate to make the dream a reality (unless, of course, you like repeatedly going back & forth to the store when you’re in the middle of doing something): The Must-Have Tool The Air Compressor will quickly become your best friend over the course of your restoration. It’s the first thing you’ll need for your arsenal. Between the Die GrinderPaint Sprayer and Impact Wrench, you’ll get a lot of use out of it and, believe me, you’ll thank yourself every time you facea big chore that you don’t have to do manually. It needs to have a decent enough CFM—at least 5-6 CFM per minute at 90 psi– so that the long bursts of sanding, buffing or cutting won’t wear too hard on the compressor. You could get the job done with a 29-Gallon Tank Unit, but if you can swing it, go for a 60-Gallon Compressor, with power to spare. By the way, the Die Grinder is great for polishing the inside of the head ports, cleaning up metal and using with a cut-off wheel to repair panels. Air power, man… it’s a bacon-saver.

Engine Work Compression Tester will help diagnose vital motor issues, such as worn piston rings, burnt valves and bad head gaskets.  This is a great first tool to use when you get your new project car home. You can even take it with you to test a car before you buy it! While it’s not vital for the project, you may want to consider picking up a “cherry-picker” Engine Hoist, especially if you’re planning to restore more than one vehicle. A good 2-Ton Shop Crane should be sufficient, and will more than pay for itself in the long run. Most likely, you should have the cylinders re-bored. A cylinder bore gauge is needed to check for taper, out-of-round and oversize on the cylinders if you are rebuilding the motor yourself. Any critical wear on the cylinder can be reached with this gauge. An Engine Cylinder Hone will de-glaze the cylinder walls and give them a nice, smooth finish. Next, you’ll want a Valve Spring Compressor to remove the valves for a rebuild. Also a cheap valve lapping tool, with grinding compound, helps reseat the valves. Piston Ring Pliers will help you remove and replace the rings on the pistons without breaking them. A Piston Ring Compressor is needed for the installation of the pistons. Also, a piston groove cleaner will remove the carbon crud from the piston grooves. A Dial Indicator is used to measure run-out on things like the flywheel, and endplay on the crankshaft. While there are various types of mounts, including magnetic base and screw mounts, I recommend the clamping mount because it’s faster and easier to work with. Next, a Stud Puller is necessary for removing stripped, rusted and otherwise stubborn head studs, as well as exhaust & intake manifold studs. Another tool you cannot live without is the Torque Wrench—two, actually. Get both a 1/2″ drive and 3/8″ drive for your tool cabinet. These are essential to torque all your bolts to factory specs. Have a complete Tap and Die Set on hand, preferably with both SAE & metric. You’ll find this invaluable for cleaning up old bolts and restoring rusted holes. A good Digital Micrometer is needed to precisely measure anything.

Body Work MIG Welder. You won’t get through a restoration job without it. Why a MIG welder, as opposed to another type? Well, for starters, if you’re new to this kind of project, the MIG is the easiest to learn. Also, they work with the most common types of metals, overhead welding is easier, and the MIG welder works fast. You’ll also want a Hammer & Dolly Set, otherwise known as a “Body & Fender Set.” These tools go a long way in repairing and straightening steel panels, and all-around custom fab work. This one, made by Pittsburgh, probably has the best price you’re going to find, and one look at the customer reviews should convince you there’s no need to keep looking. A Step Drill is essential to make quick, clean work out of drilling large diameter holes for auto-body jobs such as installing chrome trim, and for firewall holes. A Spot Weld Cutter works great in restoration projects and does just what its name implies. Also, a Plumber’s Torch is great for softening and shaping metal. As you work on your project, you’ll find a Bench Grinder and Drill Press are extremely helpful in the auto restoration process.  Plus, a Wire Wheel on the grinder is a must and makes cleaning up parts quick and simple.

Additional Work Make sure you include various Brake Tools, a Tubing Bender and brake flare tool. Finally, get a CreeperPaint StripperTransmission JackDent Repair Kit, and a Comprehensive Mechanics Tool Kit, and you’ll be equipped to tackle most everything involved in your car restoration, as well as many other future projects. Of course, you’ll inevitably be needing cleaners, sealants, lubricants and the odd part along the way, but consider yourself the proud owner of an equipped auto restoration garage.

gremlin Now, get out there and make that Gremlin Funny Car a reality!